basket  0
HOME >> Naughty Novelties

fifty shades of brown loo roll

3.99 quantity:  

50 shades of brown novelty toilet roll.

New and innovative take on the Book phenomenon of a similar name.

This version contains a toilet roll, for DIY (Decorate It Yourself) and the 50 Shades of Brown (little booklet).

Extract From the Book:

Mr. Crispian Brown, although a few sheets to the wind, was occupied. He was on a roll.

She looked at him with a vacant expression and wondered what business he was up to.

"Take a seat", he mentioned, crustily.

Cackastasia flushed. Her moist flesh quivering as, in a sudden thrust, he tied her to the stool with the chain.....

And it does get worse!!! But we're sure guests will have a good chuckle!!

Box measures: 12cm x 12cm x 12cm.


recommend a friendRecommend to a friend