Willie Novelties

Give this squashy willy a squeeze and feel all your tensions melt away!
Great novelty gift idea.
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Fun blow up willy measuring a whopping 90cm!!
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Liven up your stag do with this fun blow up pecker!!
This blow up willy is a playful slip-on inflatable blow up penis.
Blow it up, slip it on and pre...

How's this for a stand out party piece! Or should that be stand up..
Perfect for perking up your party!
Party Pete is your new perfect party accessor...

A cheeky willy attached to a soft plush cap!
Wear this novelty willie hat with pride (and add a dash of downright good nerve!)....

Wear if you dare! Funky willy eyemask which even includes a touch of hair down there!...

Heat things up in the bedroom with our toasty hot water bottle!
Plush hot water bottle with cheeky willy detail.

Great novelty gift idea.
Measu...

It's what the best dressed willies in town are wearing!
This cheeky 007 willy wear is a real licence to thrill!!
Fantasy dress up for your manhood wi...

The Willy Warmer is the perfect gift to keep a todger toasty!
Get all set for the cold snap ahead with our funky cock sock!
This knitted masterpiece is su...

Keep your willy warm this winter with our colourful knitted cock sock!
Come in assorted colours, we will select one at random for you....

The willy mini dumbbells are a must for any gentleman wanting to keep himself in shape.
Guaranteed to keep his pecker up!
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Does your man's willy need a walk? In need of a little taming to get it under control?
Keep his pecker on a short lead - and accessible at all times - with...

Pop one of these in your mouth for some cheeky party fun!
Willy shaped baby dummy or pacifier.
Go on - stick one in!
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Be the life of the party in a flash with this outrageous willy shaped dummy or pacifier!
Push the buttom pin and watch the crazy colours flicker.
Suck on...

Provide a giggle as well as a pleasant enviroment for your vehicle, office, home, bathroom or anywhere that needs a nice fragrance, with this amusing willy air ...

Why use boring regular rectangular tissues when you can carry a pack of these in your pocket?!
You'll be sure to raise a giggle or two when you pull ...